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P is for Pilot, S is for Shopping

The new year started smoothly. The year of the dragon is in front of our doors, the year of the easy and light, the air, the flying. The dragon is the only symbol in the chinese horoscopes that is not an existing animal, it is a dreamcreature, a flying dreamcreature and brings fresh air to our lives. So it is the year of aviation, at least it is the year we all hope it will be the year of aviation.

My days in the USA are easy, coffee, thinking, beach and nothing, oh that is not true. Reading Steve Jobs Biographíe, which is involving thousands of names. So I distract myself with a little bit TV and I chose 1 chanel of my 853 where a pilot is talking to children. No wrong, the children ask him and he is responding. How does he feel? Does he have fear? How high did he ever fly? Did he ever crash? and he is this kind of brave guy who is completely professional and calm, but then a little boy asked him :”What can make you really shocked and anxious?” ………….The clean cut guy looked to the floor and lifted his head with a really worried expression on his face “Shopping, shopping with my wife” he said.

I knew it, for sure he is one of those victims of the Therapy center in Sawgrass Mill. For those who do not know SAWGRASS MILL – it is located in Florida and is an outlet center that contains more than 500 shops. There are just few seats, no bars and no menparadise beside childrens paradise – so no rest, the streets inside are called avenue and when you take a trolley and put in one box for shoes it seems that your Oestrogen competitors look at you like ” oh, you just arrived, poor thing”. This is not what want. Buy one and get 3 for free. It is the ultimatif paradise for women and it is THE REAL HELL  for the men. I have never ever seen so many desperate and depressif men strolling around so helplessly. And most of them are with their little children like little siblings and when you pass them you hear million and million times the question “where is mummy?”…….”Did you see mum?”

In their eyes is written……….. Please help, but they follow because they have to watch their creditcards.

Hells gates are open.

All that shops that offer wrong nails, wronghair, lipstick that blows up your lips, wrong boops and wrong whatever. Poor guys they are really facing the ultimatif desaster, the apocalypse, their accounts are shrinking while their illusion about the female beauty is diminishing.

Nothing can save them, absolutely nothing, there is even a valet service that brings your car temporarily to load part of the stuff to have space for new shopping –  and this is your chance girls. Now and here, just act smartly.

Your guy does not come home in time or forgets your birthday, there is one really therapywith 100% cure for it and it is not even painful for us women. Just use the expression and make a serious face “What about going to SAWGRASS MILL?” we take the valet parking, in case there is no space and we spend the whole day there. VOILA.

This is them moment I must admit, that I have a mercy with you guys, sorry guys we really need you and all that nails and hair and clothes we finally do for you, at least we want you to believe it. :-)))

  No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. Dear Oscar Wilde, you are soo true.

d

  • as i read the tex i really want to shop form the saegrassmill !?! i have never tried

    blue_lady333

    January 8, 2012

  • oh then what happend to the poilet in tv show?

    blue_lady333

    January 8, 2012

  • Thank you for joining, well the person on the TV stayed shocked, most probably thinking what happens to him everytime he goes out shoppinw with his wife, the fearless pilot

    dagmar

    January 8, 2012

  • may i ask what really makes u anxious ?

    blue_lady333

    January 8, 2012

  • i am afraid of stupitidy and snakes .-))

    dagmar

    January 8, 2012

  • as i said already, stupidity and snakes, that make me fearful,
    great day for you bluelady

    d

    dagmar

    January 9, 2012

  • “In their eyes is written……….. Please help, but they follow because they have to watch their creditcards.” I love this phrase:). Great article Dagmar, as always.

    Gabriela

    January 29, 2012

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